Totally illegal posting: FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP....
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion. The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical support.
Or the thread has fallen into the dreaded "lost cause" category with forgetable discussion and loose cannon threaders. Shoe fits, feels right. But just wait'll we start over at 1!!
"By the way, twice this week Ray has written "I agree with Paul." I just wanted to mention that because it probably wont (sic) happen again for awhile."
Paul, I agree. Oops, I did agree again and just proved you wrong.
I dont think we can squeeze 50 more posts out of this thread tonight. But if Q stays away one more day I am pretty sure we can reach 1000 before she gets back.
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I don't know how to use a chain saw,
but I know how to use the edit button
and will use it freely. So there!
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP....
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion. The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical support.
939 threads...
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940 theads on the wall.
>939 threads...
>put one up, pass it along
>940 theads on the wall.
>940 threads on the wall....
>940 threads...
>put one up, pass it along
>941 theads on the wall.
Row, row, row your boat....
Do we really exist,
or are we mere figments of
Paul's imagination?
His invisible friends,
as it were.
I get the feeling these days that nobody is in charge of this asylum.
My theory is that they are still on dial up back in Brentwood and they have been waiting about 3 weeks for this thread to load.
By the way, twice this week Ray has written "I agree with Paul." I just wanted to mention that because it probably wont happen again for awhile.
"I agree with Paul." I just wanted to mention
that because it probably wont (sic) happen
again for awhile."
Paul, I agree. Oops, I did agree again and
just proved you wrong.
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