Hmmmm. Wifi. Wifie. Maybe SHE's the smart one who knows how those hand-held computer thingies work. I bet she also has the 80's music archives in her brain and Paul just pretends to know that stuff. I also bet she put itching powder in his spandex pants. x:D
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-13-07 AT 06:30PM (CST)[/font][br][br]A "fart in a punchbowl" is a bastardization of two over-used insults "turd in a punchbowl" and "fart in a whirlwind".
A former member used these insults so often that I just finally abbreviated them "fart in a punchbowl" to save space.
And I'm getting dizzy toggling between the two threads.
Now I can hear the herd thundering over to the other thread to see exactly what kind of language I used. You've set their expectations pretty high: I need to come up with some more colorful terms. Will work on that after a few more swigs.
I'm also keying health/dental open enrollment forms right now. Not a good job to do while swilling hooch. Makes the time fly by, though. x;-)
Well I have already made it clear on this thread that "Son of Thread" is only for the select few who dont need to be spoonfed namby pamby sweet nothings. For those grown ups who can handle adult (albeit unnecessarily vulgar) language, then I welcome them over to my side.
Personally, I think most of them will stay over here where its safe and all the talk is of rainbows and puppy dogs.
>Hmmmm.... > >Option 1: stay where it's "safe" and wait an >hour for the whole thread to show up on my >screen, so I can read about rainbows and >puppies. > >Option 2: visit "Son of" where we get immediate >access to vulgarity, name calling, and the >liquor flows free. > >I'm all for efficiency. Let the vulgarity fly!
Vulgarity: something vulgar, the quality or state of being vulgar. Vulgar: a crude, undeveloped, or unregenerate: GROSS. ostentatious or excessive in expenditure of display: PRETENTIOUS. offensive in language: EARTHY. lewdly or profanely indecent: OBSCENE.
Better be some good liquor....!!! None of that stuff with the beight colored little umbrellas.
I would answer you but I'm over at the other thread.
Umbrellas are prohibited there. The only garnish allowed are olives or those little onions that should be gross but are actually pretty tasty. No, they are not in my coffee. Coffee is not supposed to have "stuff" in it, except for the mysteriously addictive chemicals my Starbucks friends put in there.
Apropos of nothing, I notice that today the Forum is being moderated by a deceased comedian. Maybe if things get rowdy enough over on the Son of Thread, MLS will wake up and assign a live person to us.
Does anybody on this thread miss Paul yet? I know I don't. Now we can carry on a civilized conversation, not one that belongs in a jr high boys locker room.
Ray, "Who was that Masked Man? Side-kick, "Beats me." Ray, "Who does?" Side-kick, "The Masked Man." Ray, "The Masked Man beats you?" Side-kick, "Yep. Wonder who he was?" Ray, "Beats me." Side-kick, "Who does?" Ray, "The Masked Man." Side,kick, "The Masked Man beats you?" Ray, "Yep. Wonder who he was?" Side-kick, " Beate me." Ray, "Who Does?"
This can go on all day while setting aroud the fire by the ole chuch wagon and taking a few sips of the medicinal beverages.
Just for that, I'm moving to "Son of" on a full time basis. Adios, TITTTWND, I have a more exciting challenge to attend to. Besides, Ray a is paying me a stipend to take on this very difficult and not-so-desireable assignment. I won't have time in my schedule to sit around waiting for this thread to finish downloading.
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A former member used these insults so often that I just finally abbreviated them "fart in a punchbowl" to save space.
I still refuse to drink the punch at your "Son of..." party. I'll bring the scotch.
Now I can hear the herd thundering over to the other thread to see exactly what kind of language I used. You've set their expectations pretty high: I need to come up with some more colorful terms. Will work on that after a few more swigs.
I'm also keying health/dental open enrollment forms right now. Not a good job to do while swilling hooch. Makes the time fly by, though. x;-)
Personally, I think most of them will stay over here where its safe and all the talk is of rainbows and puppy dogs.
Option 1: stay where it's "safe" and wait an hour for the whole thread to show up on my screen, so I can read about rainbows and puppies.
Option 2: visit "Son of" where we get immediate access to vulgarity, name calling, and the liquor flows free.
I'm all for efficiency. Let the vulgarity fly!
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>Option 1: stay where it's "safe" and wait an
>hour for the whole thread to show up on my
>screen, so I can read about rainbows and
>puppies.
>
>Option 2: visit "Son of" where we get immediate
>access to vulgarity, name calling, and the
>liquor flows free.
>
>I'm all for efficiency. Let the vulgarity fly!
Vulgarity: something vulgar, the quality or state of being vulgar.
Vulgar: a crude, undeveloped, or unregenerate: GROSS. ostentatious or excessive in expenditure of display: PRETENTIOUS. offensive in language: EARTHY. lewdly or profanely indecent: OBSCENE.
Better be some good liquor....!!! None of that stuff with the beight colored little umbrellas.
Umbrellas are prohibited there. The only garnish allowed are olives or those little onions that should be gross but are actually pretty tasty. No, they are not in my coffee. Coffee is not supposed to have "stuff" in it, except for the mysteriously addictive chemicals my Starbucks friends put in there.
pays enough hazard pay
to throw a live body
into this piranha frenzy.
I hear puppies yelping and
rainbows fading fast.
Paul who?
Ray, "Who was that Masked Man?
Side-kick, "Beats me."
Ray, "Who does?"
Side-kick, "The Masked Man."
Ray, "The Masked Man beats you?"
Side-kick, "Yep. Wonder who he was?"
Ray, "Beats me."
Side-kick, "Who does?"
Ray, "The Masked Man."
Side,kick, "The Masked Man beats you?"
Ray, "Yep. Wonder who he was?"
Side-kick, " Beate me."
Ray, "Who Does?"
This can go on all day while setting aroud the fire by the ole chuch wagon and taking a few sips of the medicinal beverages.
Paul, be careful of him.
I'll leave this thread if Ray and his saboteur associate, Mini-Ray, will leave my more superior "Son of Thread".
Deal?