He would say "Must I remind you that this is a SINGING competition? All the sequins and feathers in the world will not make up for a lack of personality and talent. Off you go."
Nah, you're all wrong. He's be so dazzled with our talent he would bow to us. He would sign us immediately to a multi-million dollar recording deal. I think it's time to wake up from my nap.
Hey, I wanted to invite anyone on this thread who feels constricted by the "forum police" to join us over on our much cooler, less restricted thread "Son of Thread".
I have privately been contacted by multiple members of this thread who resent how long it has gotten and its left leaning bent. They plan a mass exodus to "Son of Thread".
So Paul, will your new thread allow the use of words such as, !@#$%? At least if used in context of emphasizing a point? Will it have a more libertarian bent to it so people can say what they want, as long as it doesn't offend you personally? There will be no forum police intervention, again with the exception of you?
Exactly. It will be no holds barred. Unless of course I get offended by something. Anything goes. As long as I agree with it. I expect it to be wildly popular.
People are tired of the man holding them down ray. And by the man, you know who I am talking about.
HR professionals should be free to drink pretend alcohol, tell jokes, and flirt lamely. ALL of that will be available in my newer, more superior thread.
Why does it have to be SON of thread? I'm filing a discrimination claim.
AND, I'm starting my own thread: "Non-Gender-Specific Spawn of Thread" There, we'll post fervently for several days, disappear for a week or two, then come back with a vengeance. We'll also pick on ray a, but every now and then give props to his musical skills. Every other week, we'll pop up on PiCB's hand held thingie, asking for 80's music inspiration while he's wifi'ing at the local coffee place.
OK Paul, do you intend to prance around in your tight spandex outfits? If so, I'll be expecting people to join your thread just to check it out, post once or twice then move on leaving you in their dust.
He stopped wearing the spandex because of the rash. I don't know what he is wearing these days.
In an older post, someone said "just because you CAN doesn't necessarily mean you SHOULD" in reference to company blogs. I think the same statement applies to webcams for the Forum. Scary thought.
Ray once again you twist my words. Its a desperate ploy and everyone sees through it. You are a fart in a punchbowl. A non-serious member of this forum.
You can't deny people access to my superior "Son of Thread". Try and you will find yourself looking at the business end of a very serious yet undefined legal action.
Your repeated attempts to gain attention for yourself are pathetic and transparent. Redundant and repetitive. I am taking the high road though. I wont be dragged down into the gutter regardless of your jeuvenile antics.
Oh, and IP addresses can tell some very interesting things...
I feel the thread, no matter what the name, is unraveling...is Catbert the evil HR director lurking behind this gauntlet? Will the questions posed between Ray and Paul ever truly be answered for inquiring minds or will the smoke screen so blindly lead us all astray until we ask "why are we on this thread?" Stay tuned for more continuing drama of: As The Thread Unravelith.
Excuse me Paul, but you forgot an apostrophe in the penultimate sentence of your last post. Since Larry is now policing this site for proper use of English, I must warn you that you may be on the receiving end of his wrath.
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-13-07 AT 05:03PM (CST)[/font][br][br]AND he can't spell juvenile.
He had to learn me on what wifi is, though, so we're even.
By the way, where did the phrase "fart in a punch bowl" come from? Makes no sense, unless you are a gassy fish and can tolerate swimming in human beverages.
It's becoming much clearer why Paul started Son of..... LOOK AT YOURSELVES!!! You've allowed your rhetoric to be reduced to petty name calling and excrement synonyms! For the love of julie elgar, please don't continue to degrade and defecate yourselves for the sake of cheap and low volume laughs. Although I personally enjoy it! Jim
You just made the 300th post, ray a. Sending the balloons, confetti and silly string your way. You'll have to dispense it yourself though. Doesn't work so well, long distance.
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I think he would say something more like "You're named The Cheese Movers... after this performance maybe you should change it to The Cheese Cutters."
the Soprano's (get it...singing competition!)
I haven't been caffiend yet today.
Nae
Best I could do with the trombone was make it honk, whomp and fwabpt. Probably would do the same with the dulcimer. Do dulcimers honk?
Maybe I'll just play "air dulcimer" Pete-Townsend-style.
I have privately been contacted by multiple members of this thread who resent how long it has gotten and its left leaning bent. They plan a mass exodus to "Son of Thread".
People are tired of the man holding them down ray. And by the man, you know who I am talking about.
HR professionals should be free to drink pretend alcohol, tell jokes, and flirt lamely. ALL of that will be available in my newer, more superior thread.
I will bury you.
AND, I'm starting my own thread: "Non-Gender-Specific Spawn of Thread" There, we'll post fervently for several days, disappear for a week or two, then come back with a vengeance. We'll also pick on ray a, but every now and then give props to his musical skills. Every other week, we'll pop up on PiCB's hand held thingie, asking for 80's music inspiration while he's wifi'ing at the local coffee place.
In an older post, someone said "just because you CAN doesn't necessarily mean you SHOULD" in reference to company blogs. I think the same statement applies to webcams for the Forum. Scary thought.
You can't deny people access to my superior "Son of Thread". Try and you will find yourself looking at the business end of a very serious yet undefined legal action.
Your repeated attempts to gain attention for yourself are pathetic and transparent. Redundant and repetitive. I am taking the high road though. I wont be dragged down into the gutter regardless of your jeuvenile antics.
Oh, and IP addresses can tell some very interesting things...
what the name, is unraveling...is
Catbert the evil HR director
lurking behind this gauntlet?
Will the questions posed between
Ray and Paul ever truly be
answered for inquiring minds
or will the smoke screen so
blindly lead us all astray
until we ask "why are we
on this thread?" Stay tuned
for more continuing drama of:
As The Thread Unravelith.
Oh da dwama!!!!
Here, trace this IP address.
He had to learn me on what wifi is, though, so we're even.
By the way, where did the phrase "fart in a punch bowl" come from? Makes no sense, unless you are a gassy fish and can tolerate swimming in human beverages.
Although I personally enjoy it!
Jim