If you need to escape the mundane Or your co-workers are driving you insane There's an online community Where you post with impunity While your productivity goes down the drain.
So Ray can rhyme Sokolowski He spent all the time allowed, see? At least he didn't joke And take a cheap poke By calling me "Brains Like a Mouse-ski" #-o James Sokolowski HRhero.com
PiCB's on a mission, For 300 posts he's been fishin'. "No substance" is the rule, All day, around we shall fool, A lotta silliness is what we been dishin'.
My sentence structure's a wreck, Ray a better keep me in check. I'll betcha a pound There's a very loud sound From the nervous twitch I've caused in his neck.
This is getting bad. Somebody please change the subject SOON!
Yes Jitrbug, we have devolved into a nihilistic protoplasmic nothingness. We exist ethereally as a post modernist morass of competing units that have no form and no sense of purpose. Truth is what you will.
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-23-06 AT 07:45PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Most are a valuable resource, however I can think of several who are nihilistic protoplasmic nothingness.
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-25-06 AT 10:22AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Talk like yoda
Here's How: 1. Take the first two or three words of a sentence, and just add them to the end. For example: 'You will find what you are looking for' turns into 'Find what you are looking for, you will.' 2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.' 3. Adding a 'hmmmm...' at the end of an altered question. For example, 'Do you know what I am talking about?' turns into 'Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm...?' 4. Adding a 'yes' to an altered statement. For example: 'You are here for my help' turns into 'Here for my help, you are... yes...'
I'll be contemplating that it was 553 years ago that day that Byzantium fell in battle. Also, it is the birthdays of Patrick Henry, Bob Hope and John F. Kennedy.
>I'll be contemplating that it was 553 years ago >that day that Byzantium fell in battle. Also, >it is the birthdays of Patrick Henry, Bob Hope >and John F. Kennedy.
No doubt you will, Ray...but the rest of us will have some birthday cake in your honor!!!
Oh, and thanks for giving us all the day off from work. :DD
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Or your co-workers are driving you insane
There's an online community
Where you post with impunity
While your productivity goes down the drain.
Now the poets are here to show off
It's part of my job
To act like SpongeBob
So I get paid to come and goof off
James Sokolowski
HRhero.com
......oh, never mind.
And he sure loved the dames.
He was born a Sokolowski
And loved to ride his Kawasaki
To him it was such a big game.
And even sang on the commode
No peace for his Girl
And daily she'd hurl
And soon left the noisy abode
He spent all the time allowed, see?
At least he didn't joke
And take a cheap poke
By calling me "Brains Like a Mouse-ski"
#-o
James Sokolowski
HRhero.com
For 300 posts he's been fishin'.
"No substance" is the rule,
All day, around we shall fool,
A lotta silliness is what we been dishin'.
My sentence structure's a wreck,
Ray a better keep me in check.
I'll betcha a pound
There's a very loud sound
From the nervous twitch I've caused in his neck.
This is getting bad. Somebody please change the subject SOON!
Employees: your company's most valuable resource or a necessary evil?
I dont think I need to worry about this thread growing overly "philosophical".
Can anyone tell me why we want to?
Nae
Here's How:
1. Take the first two or three words of a sentence, and just add them to the end. For example: 'You will find what you are looking for' turns into 'Find what you are looking for, you will.'
2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.'
3. Adding a 'hmmmm...' at the end of an altered question. For example, 'Do you know what I am talking about?' turns into 'Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm...?'
4. Adding a 'yes' to an altered statement. For example: 'You are here for my help' turns into 'Here for my help, you are... yes...'
Bettercallhr...if you need something to do, I can send you something!!!!
"Quantity over quality" is our mission statement.
>that day that Byzantium fell in battle. Also,
>it is the birthdays of Patrick Henry, Bob Hope
>and John F. Kennedy.
No doubt you will, Ray...but the rest of us will have some birthday cake in your honor!!!
Oh, and thanks for giving us all the day off from work. :DD
Keep the thread goin........