Unanswered Questions-Just for Fun
JudyT929
509 Posts
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
2. Who was the first person to say, See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
5. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
6. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
7. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..........
12. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
14. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
15. Do you ever wonder why we have this forum in the first place?
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2. Who was the first person to say, See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
5. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
6. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
7. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..........
12. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
14. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
15. Do you ever wonder why we have this forum in the first place?
HAVE A HAPPY DAY!!!
Comments
Thanx Judy! It was fun reading.
>open an oyster shell and thought, "Hmmm, I'm
>gonna get me a little catsup and suck this dude
>right on down!" Clue: This was before the
>invention of beer too.
I seem to remember a short poem from a BC or Wizard of Id comic strip some years back that went something like...
The bravest man in all the land was neither soilder bold nor champion of law. The bravest man in all the land was the first to devour an oyster raw.
how did the guy who invented cottage cheese know that he was finished?
These were great. Thanks for the laugh.