Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
joannie
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The Hormone Guide
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have a margarita
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have a margarita
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have a margarita
Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have a margarita
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have a margarita
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10.. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.. Plainly; Men Suck
12.. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13.. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have a margarita
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have a margarita
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have a margarita
Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have a margarita
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have a margarita
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10.. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.. Plainly; Men Suck
12.. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13.. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!
Comments
Help me out ladies. I can't think of anything else.
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Men don't suck, just those whose first name is Ray.
Pssssst! Hey Jo, where should we dispose of the body?