Yeah, it's not PC, but it's funny
joannie
2,294 Posts
A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas engineer are all working
together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says
the Genie.
1. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada.
" POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
2. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans
or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable."
3. The Texan sits down, cracks a Lonestar beer, smiles and says,
"Fill it with water"
together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says
the Genie.
1. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada.
" POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
2. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans
or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable."
3. The Texan sits down, cracks a Lonestar beer, smiles and says,
"Fill it with water"
