Do I know you?

Geno

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and although familiar, he can't quite place where he might know her from so he says, "Sorry, do I know you?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind races back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, lord!" he says, "are you that stripper I had sex with in front of all of my buddies on the night of my stag party?

"Huh, um, oh no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher."

TN HR

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"

"Great" says Geno. "Let's go make him a little brother or sister".

LivindonSouth

Is that 'dishy' or 'dizzy'?

TN HR

"Dishy" as in STACKED dishes.

POPEYE

I thought dishwater blonde.

LarryC

I remember back when, a good looking dame was referred to as a "real dish".

Brother Bluto

I was in a grocery store one time when an elderly woman approached me and informed me that I looked like I was her son. We exchanged pleasantries and then went our seperate ways. She approached me in another isle to inform me once again that I looked like her son. This time she informed me that he had ran away at a very young age. I told her I was sorry to hear of her traggety, but I could not be her son as I have seen my baby photos from the hospital from the day I was born. I was confident that I was not her son. We again went our seperate ways only to be in the same check out isle. The cashier rang up my case of beer and frozen pizza and said my total was $212.63!! I was irrate that I had been charged so much for beer and pizza when the cashier informed me that the lady in front of me explained that she was my mother and I would be paying for her grocieries. I explained to the cashier about our previous encounters and that this woman was certainly not my mother. So, I ran into the parking lot to find the woman getting into her car ready to pull out of the lot. I went to grab hold of her but the only things I could grab was her leg. And so I starting pulling on her leg, just like I'm pulling your's now!!!

LarryC

You suck, Bluto!!!!

LivindonSouth

Yes, that was a traggety alright.

POPEYE

Sounds like you been smoking my spinach. Go find Wimpy. Maybe he'll enjoy your dwarfic attempt at humor.