Best in Show??

Watching the Westminster Kennel Club show last night (second half plus BIS is tonight), I was reminded of the following....

NEW CANINE CROSSBREEDS:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial dvisors

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway

Bull Terrier + Shitzu** = Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed

** Yes, I know that's not how it's really spelled, but that's how most people pronounce it, and it makes the joke work.

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