The Mommy Test
karenosi
45 Posts
A friend forwarded this joke - it's pretty good.
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to
do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um,
it's on the Mommy test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
WHEN YOU GET DONE LAUGHING FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER
BE OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS A MOMMY!
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to
do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um,
it's on the Mommy test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
WHEN YOU GET DONE LAUGHING FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER
BE OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS A MOMMY!
Comments
I can remember doing it to my mother. It was in the Kmart then. In fact, we use to embarass her by having them page her. My mothers greatest revenge was that my daughter does it to me now. She about wet her pants laughing the first time she was with us and my daughter let out that scream.