Investment Advice
aingram
62 Posts
Here's another funny that a friend sent to me. Enjoy!
Amanda
INVESTMENT ADVICE
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/TimeWarner implode, I
wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so
you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in late 2003 and make yourself a bundle!
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace
Co. will merge and become Hale-Mary-Fuller-Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth MMMGood.
4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
become ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
consolidate as FedUp.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
Fairwell-Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down
to their level, then beat you with experience.
Amanda
INVESTMENT ADVICE
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/TimeWarner implode, I
wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so
you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in late 2003 and make yourself a bundle!
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace
Co. will merge and become Hale-Mary-Fuller-Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth MMMGood.
4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
become ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
consolidate as FedUp.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
Fairwell-Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down
to their level, then beat you with experience.
Comments
Uh... it's raining here in NY, too. Was going to wash and wax the wife's car... honestly, I was.
Woody Hayes will be with Ohio St. in spirit forever. The sucker punch will never be forgotten.
Those Fuller folks make it into a lot of these jokes, don't they?
Brad Forrister
Director of Publishing
M. Lee Smith Publishers