Points to Ponder

I ran across this "oldie but a goodie" from George Carlin:

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I wend to a bookstore and asked the salesperson, where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plan crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


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