More employee excuses

I found this today. The survey was taken earlier this year on The most unusual excuses:

•Employee’s sobriety tool wouldn't allow the car to start

•Employee forgot he had been hired for the job

•Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown

•Employee’s dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation

•Employee’s toe was stuck in a faucet

•Employee said a bird bit her

•Employee was upset after watching “The Hunger Games”

•Employee got sick from reading too much

•Employee was suffering from a broken heart

•Employee’s hair turned orange from dying her hair at home

Clearly I lead a very boring life. That is just fine with me. ::angelsmile::
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