Bumper Stickers #15

It's Friday!!!!

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. :o

I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

:ball and chain:


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