Thanksgiving jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side (see chicken jokes for more info)

Why do you eat a turkey rather than keep it as a pet? Because otherwise it will use fowl language on you.

If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say? Do not resuscitate.

If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims and furniture.

Why don't you let a turkey get near corn? Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.

What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter? Dead weight.

What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.

What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? Plymouth.

What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.

What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? Pil-grimace.

What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook? Pilgram.

What's a pilgrim's mother called? Pilgranny.

In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.

What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? Pilgrammar.

What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.

What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.

Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian? It had an arrow escape.

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called? Thankstaking.

What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims? PilGrim Reaper.


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