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  • So, can anyone tell me what the record is on replies to one thread? This is insane.
  • I don't see an opt-out option. How did you get to that?
  • For those of you having trouble "googling", here is a direct link to his pic. [url]http://www.forensic.org/experts/hugh.html[/url]
  • Exactly how many replies can one thread hold before it spontaneously combusts? I am somewhat still new here and was just curious. x:-/
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 07-02-03 AT 02:23PM (CST)[/font][p]Great pic Paul. Not at all what I was thinking. I do that with potential candidates on the phone too. Just kind of get an idea of what they look like when I am talking …
  • I am with mjindra. This is turning into online p/up chat. We need pictures with our profiles. Of course, how would you know for sure they posted their own pics?
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 07-02-03 AT 10:40AM (CST)[/font][p]I would like to see some responses from the people Don D. speculated on and see how accurate or inaccurate, as the case may be, that he was.
  • >I'll give it a shot: Jmpmo is demure, 32, short dark hair, smiles when >she meets you but sorta shy otherwise, loves books and has 2 pets. What has ever given you the impression in my postings that I am shy? I guess I will have to start s…
  • How come James posted the Forum Princess' picture, but not his own x:-/
  • Where are Ritaanz and Woco Frank anyway? Maybe everyone should just post a pic.
  • How come the one person who started all this and has met the Harrison "look-a-like" is now the one not responding about it? x:-/
  • Well, I am already the one girl who responded and I am with Trinity!!
  • Would this be right after you put the trenchcoats over the rain puddles? Girls love that. Don't we girls? A calendar and a trenchcoat, be still our beating hearts. ;;)
  • I definitely spend more time here, but when you only have one vacant position, where else should you spend the time? x:D (and believe me, that is not a complaint) How else do you think I keep up with that recipe book?
  • I would like to be out in the middle of a lake on the pontoon boat laying in the sun, drinking a daquiri and reading a book. Ah, the joy of solitude after answering stupid questions all week long. x:-)
  • Oh, those bogus calls drive us crazy. Does anyone else get the ones asking about your copy machines? It is insane.
  • Alright Don! So maybe I was being a little grumpy yesterday. I was having an aweful day. That does not change the fact that you should pay attention when someone gives you directions. Especially when you should be trying to impress this person. On t…
  • I had an employee tell me once that he needed to take time to get a haircut and he wanted to be paid for the time. I asked why he thought he should get paid and he said if his hair grew on company time he should be able to get it cut on company time…
  • Hey now, I am in Missouri and we have enough problems. Thanks for thinking of us though, but how about Alaska or Hawaii?
  • I don't think I can be much help either. We use the local college. An instructor comes on site for us.
    in Training Comment by jmpmo June 2003
  • Hey, we need to tie this in with my useless trivia thread so they are all together. I notice some were duplicated though.
  • Oh, I am laughing so hard I can't even move right now.
  • I live in 18. If the people I interview and their collective smells are any indication, we should be rated much higher.
  • This is too funny. I am sending this to all my HR friends.
  • I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a $#@%. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you are saying.
  • That was great. And here I thought the sex change cover letter was the best I had ever seen.
  • On a backwards note, as my life usually is.........Driver Returns on Foot
  • Here are a few more things to add to that list. I told you guys my brain is full of crazy trivia. I think I would be a genius if I had this brain space to use for other stuff. x:) The Saturday Evening Post - First known automobile advertising 1900…
  • Yep! I am responsible for all our temps here, so one of the funniest ones went like this: Employee, "Here's the temp you requested." Temp, "GAAA!!! NO HANDSHAKE! I'M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!!!" Temp in running position, "No, I won't need a chair. I li…
    in Dilbert Comment by jmpmo June 2003
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 06-05-03 AT 08:46AM (CST)[/font][p]I also wanted to do the teacher and actress thing. I ended up being a hospice nurse and "retiring" from that into HR. Should have stuck with being a teacher.