I didn't respond to this request previously because I, too, wanted a homemade ranch dressing recipe. I usually like the ranch dressing in restaurants and hate all the bottled versions I've bought. They all taste like creamy italian, which is just so wrong.
So here's something that you might like instead or even better. Once upon a time in the 50's, it was a closely guarded secret recipe from a supper club in Galveston. I lived there as a kid and my mom's friend Flossie conned it out of the chef. So, depending on whom you ask, this is either Flossie's salad dressing, The Balinese Room Dressing, or white French dressing:
1 whole egg 1 cup vegetable oil 1 tablespoon white vinegar 2 tablespoons lemon juice 4 tablespoon onion juice 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon dry (powdered) mustard,
Alert to the sqeamish: this recipe contains a raw egg. I guess salmonella hadn't been invented yet in the 50's.
Crack the egg into a blender and beat it with the dry ingredients. Remove the thingy in the lid that leaves a hole to pour things thru and start adding the oil V-E-R-Y slowly. It will get quite thick so you'll periodically have to take the whole lid off and turn the mixture with a spatula. By the time the oil is all incorporated, the mixture will be very thick. You have just made mayonnaise from scratch. Next add the vinegar, lemon juice, and onion juice, again using the spatula as necessary until enough liquid has been added to run the blender.
That's it! By the way, in case you've never seen it, you can find onion juice in the spice section in those little bottles like extracts come in.
I think Whirl took proper precaustions by posting the alert to the squeamish, but I'm sure there is some ambulance chasing lawyer out there that would be willing to take the case!!!!!!!!!
Okay, okay -- I think you can now buy eggs that are pasteurized or somehow disinfected without being cooked. Please be advised that I'm directing all users of this recipe to obtain pasteurized eggs or, if unavailable, coddle the egg.
I already have an EEOC charge of discrimination to deal with right now; I sure don't need an ambulance chaser.
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 06-18-07 AT 08:43PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Was that because the original recipe called for you to beat only the whites?
Yes, it was reverse discrimination: A recipe for disaster. We knew we were whipped, so we folded. It was all based on a half-baked idea -- pretty much out of the frying pan and into the fire. Although we had egg on our faces, we didn't stew about it.
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So here's something that you might like instead or even better. Once upon a time in the 50's, it was a closely guarded secret recipe from a supper club in Galveston. I lived there as a kid and my mom's friend Flossie conned it out of the chef. So, depending on whom you ask, this is either Flossie's salad dressing, The Balinese Room Dressing, or white French dressing:
1 whole egg
1 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon white vinegar
2 tablespoons lemon juice
4 tablespoon onion juice
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon dry (powdered) mustard,
Alert to the sqeamish: this recipe contains a raw egg. I guess salmonella hadn't been invented yet in the 50's.
Crack the egg into a blender and beat it with the dry ingredients. Remove the thingy in the lid that leaves a hole to pour things thru and start adding the oil V-E-R-Y slowly. It will get quite thick so you'll periodically have to take the whole lid off and turn the mixture with a spatula. By the time the oil is all incorporated, the mixture will be very thick. You have just made mayonnaise from scratch. Next add the vinegar, lemon juice, and onion juice, again using the spatula as necessary until enough liquid has been added to run the blender.
That's it! By the way, in case you've never seen it, you can find onion juice in the spice section in those little bottles like extracts come in.
I already have an EEOC charge of discrimination to deal with right now; I sure don't need an ambulance chaser.
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I should have known better. I just had to explain to my assistant why I was laughing out loud.