SUNBURN

LivindonSouth · August 2005

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?" The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." x:D

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
Charlie Chaplin

System · August 2005

Guess that would work as long as he doesn't want to turn over.

ritaanz · August 2005

Get observation Sam!

Hunter1 · August 2005

And, "After four hours, may result in serious injury". Perhaps, more serious than the sunburn.

LivindonSouth · August 2005

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 08-18-05 AT 01:43PM (CST)[/font][br][br]readin' right off the label, are ya hunter1?

Ritaanz. Did you mean GET or GOOD? Your real intention could make a world of difference.

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
Charlie Chaplin

ritaanz · August 2005

Hmmmmmmm, I originally meant good.

System · August 2005

I can say for certain and right now that I amn't going to observe any such thing!! No way. Um mm.

ritaanz · August 2005

Sam, we're talking a peek, not a scientific study.

ritaanz · August 2005

I've been told that before. Still have a hard time just trying to picture it.

SUNBURN

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