A joke for those of you tired of the rain...

HS · July 2003

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering...why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?" "Ah, those...," Satan said with a groan. "They're all from New Jersey. They're still too wet to burn."

jmpmo · July 2003

I am lauging so hard everyone surely thinks I have lost my mind now.

Lola815 · July 2003

very cute. can you guys send some rain my way? I live in the desert and we are four years into a drought. x:-(

HS · July 2003

I'd gladly send you rain if I could...but since I found it difficult to ship snow out to those who wanted it this past winter...it'll be even more difficult to ship rain! At least the snow was covering the ground and stayed there, the rain just seeps in.

A joke for those of you tired of the rain...

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